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Most people don’t know that lots of animals want to kill you.  I mean, there many deadly animals out there.  Here are them.  Oh gosh!

 

 

The flying Shark!  It wants to fly out of the ocean and come and get you!  It can fly across North America before refueling. Does;nt that make you want to barf?

 

The ALLIGATORES from the movie blockbuster movie The Marine, witch is the best movie ever made.

But only the ones from this movie.  Even John Cena's blood has big muscles!

 

This is the bear.  Bears want to kill you.  It has claws it uses to scratch you.

 

The snake.  Even when the snake is in skeleton form it can still come to life and kill you!

 

This is the Rhino (RHINOCEROUS!)  He or it just got done eating a human person that was it’s victim.  They use their giant nose hook to stab their prey.  He’s going to barf out the human and re-eat it.

 

The Dinosaur has been known to absorb laser beams with it’s eyes.  We cannot use laser beams to protect us from the dinosaur.

 

This lion won’t let the tiger next to it eat the human it is eating.  Therefore, the tiger is going to come eat YOU!  Look at it’s sadness.  Lions and tigers are more than just sports teams you heard about!

 

Daddy Long Legs WANT to kill you but they can’t.

 

All of these North American Buffaloes are having a meeting.

 

Bigfoot was scientifically proven to not be real.  But this cousin of Bigfoot, the Gorilla, is part of the Monkey family.

 

This is a killer animal disguised as a space man to trick us.

 

Thanks to our the friends in the animal kingdom, experts of sciences, we have received more good information on the following animals:

 

Nobody knows what this is.  Franklin is so stupid.

 

Stacy says: I appreciate your website. It's very informative and although quite new, has saved my life dozens of times. To increase awareness of the dangerous animals that want to kill us that are out there, I think that you should include The Dangerous Elephant, which is so deadly that a picture of it would have killed the camera man, so it's just a sign.

Thanks for keeping a look-out!

 

This is as safe a picture as we can get without dieing.

 

Kat sends in these important clarifactions:

 

"I need to correct something on your website... Those are not" ( North American Buffaloes, those are actually people dressed in costumes), "they are totally different. ""!

 

"See the pictures below."

 

Part of the costume is falling off of this cow:

 

And here is a picture of the Yellow-Beaked Spanish Bird of Paradise telling a moose a secret.  Its' good because he is drooling. "" said Kat!

 

And thanks Kat.  She is smrat!

 

October 1th update! HERE:

 

Mainly this picture helps us think about life's complexities. Does Santa Claus love me?

 

Now that you know you know what to do.  If you find out about other aminals that want to kill, you, email me them about them at animalexpert [at] animalsthatwanttokillyou.com

 

Also so you know I don’t take credit for these pictures I just found them on the internet.  If you have better pictures and you want to replace these and be awesome send they.